Wheel Force · Dad-Setup · Tue Jul 14, 2026
Sit next to him, go top to bottom. Bot is @DadTotalBot · pairing code roadking · panel Dad's Day. The whole job is ~10–15 minutes.
roadkingpanel.lab.zionboggan.com · ntfy + iOS relay liveKeith messages the bot the one word: roadking. You get an ntfy ping with his Telegram ID. Drop it in and restart:
Now it answers only him; everyone else is ignored.
Have Keith hold the mic in Telegram and just say it, rough and rambly is fine:
Have him say
My pressure was 142 over 88 — find me a rollback tow truck under 45k.
Watch three things land: the reply in the chat, an ntfy ping, and it talks back in his own voice thread. That one voice note is the entire product — health logged, truck search drafted, no software to learn.
Open panel.lab.zionboggan.com → browser menu → Add to Home Screen. Name it Dad's Day. Show him: today's one step, the memo box, his health card + BP line, and the Money card. Tap the 👀 / ✅ / Later buttons once so he sees they open.
Set his Wheel Force compliance calendar — one command, needs his LLC state + formation date:
Then just talk to it to load the rest — it absorbs everything into his profile:
It polls out from the box — no VPN needed. He can talk to it on cellular from the road, day one.
panel.lab.zionboggan.com is public with a real cert — opens off Wi-Fi without Tailscale.
They live on the home LAN (…1.115). Away from the house, his pings only arrive if Tailscale is On-Demand = Always. Get that toggle set.
Not wired yet (no dev-app). Everything else works without it — add it any time later.